March 2012
I'm hilarious
bbcsherlockftw:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
Oh my GOD
passiveaggressive27:
why am i so upset that theres a 150 word maximum on the uf honors essay on the story of Chester C. Cluckington, the first chicken to cross the road. i can’t even write 200 words on social networking and thats all i do all day. this isn’t okay.
you have about an hour.
IF ANYONE KNOWS THIS PERSON, PLEASE CALL THE... →
kingcheddarxvii:
scribe-of-sound:
miraculouslycapricious:
I don’t fucking care if I’m blowing this out of proportion, this is VERY SERIOUS.
PLEASE HELP, IT COULD VERY WELL SAVE A FRIEND’S LIFE.
ANYONE IN THE SAN JOSE AREA WHO MIGHT KNOW SIDNEY, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
LISTEN, OKAY?! WE NEED ALL THE HANDS WE CAN GET IN HERE. If you have ANY information, or maybe if you saw her recently,...
obscurebside:
hussieslips:
how many pictures of patriotic eagles do you have saved right now
1776
Here is a story about a jealous Elephant Shrew
freerobotfrost:
Today is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if you're...
OOC: Guys, this is serious.
thesnarkiestwonder:
onewhoisall:
Is anyone here able to contact the RPer behind boy-blunder? I just saw this suicide note on her personal and I’m legit freaking out here.
Reblogging again. Guys. If anyone here is able to contact the RPer, please do so immediately!
If you can’t, please please please spread the message!
Watch
Rick Santorum
fuckyeahricksantorum:
its-just-the-shock-talking:
1% Evil
99% Hot Gas
readymind:
The Hunger Games and Divergent have taught me that a man who tries to choke my neck with his hands is the love of my life.
chicksdigthephoenix:
69ingchipmunks:
silver no don’t hit your pokemon
silver no they’re your friends
1 tag
blackbruise:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
fuckyeahlafritia:
princesstsi-s:
rosalinecervantes:
fuckyeahlafritia:
((Oh god. I just thought of Lafritia slapping Rosa’s face and then pinching her nipples.
NOPE. DONE. DEAD.))
[[ JESUS CHRISTHNJGKDKJGN ]]
((….best sleepover.))
((WHEN IS THIS HAPPENING BTW?))
((idk I’m free…always.))
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
semen-inferno:
fuzzybagels:
banana-bruises:
fuzzybagels:
I never did buy that buttplug for training my vaginal muscles…oops.
I’m just going to reblog this out of context for my followers
HAHA
I want a tshirt that says “I never did buy that buttplug”
I would buy that tshirt.
has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no... →
it has bothered me ever since i was a child
why do you have no ears, cinderella
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel